What guys say... ...What they mean...
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It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she'll have her
legs around my head.
She's kind of cute. I want to bang her till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her. She won't blow me.
I need you. My hand is tired.
I had her. I had (wet dreams about) her all
week.
I really want to get to know you ...so I can tell my friends about
better. it.
How do I compare with all your Is my penis really that small?
other boyfriends?
You're the only girl I've ever You are the only girl who has not
cared about. rejected me.
I want you back. ...for tonight anyway.
We've been through so much together. If it was not for you, I never
would have lost my virginity.
I miss you so much. I am so horny that my roommate is
starting to look good.
No, I do not want to dance Shoot! She'll know that I have a
right now. hard-on.
The break-up should not start I want to have sex a few more times.
for another 24 hours.
I am different from all the I am not circumsized.
other guys.
I'm hungry. I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a I want to fondle you.
massage.
What's wrong? I don't see why you are making such a
big deal out of this.
What's wrong? What meaningless self-inflicted
psychological trauma are you going
through now?
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored. Do you want to have sex?
I love you. Let's have sex now.
I love you, too. Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your I liked it better before.
hair.
Yes, I like the way you cut your It doesn't look any different!
hair.
Let's talk. I am trying to impress you by showing
that I am a deep person and maybe
then you'd like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for you to
have sex with other guys.
(while shopping)
I like that one better. Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
I don't think that blouse and that I am gay.
skirt go well together.
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